Skrone Acid Wash Fight Club Tee (Oversized Fit)

🧵 Heavyweight Feel (240 GSM) – Thick enough to feel like armor, soft enough to forget you're wearing it. Basically, the first rule of comfort.
🌿 100% Super-Combed Cotton – Softer than Tyler’s lies. Breathable, durable, and won’t ghost you after one wash.
🧼 Acid-Washed Finish – Feels like luxury, looks like rebellion. Your skin will thank you, even if Project Mayhem doesn’t.
🌀 Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Doesn’t shrink, even if your sense of reality does.
🧣 Lycra Ribbed Neck – Keeps its shape better than most relationships in Fight Club.
👕 Unisex Regular Fit – Fits like it was made just for you. (Because it kind of was.) Perfect for men, women, and anyone starting a soap-based uprising.

🔥Style Tip: Wear it with black cargos, messy hair, and a “don’t ask me anything” face. Optional: hold a bar of soap like it owes you money. Bonus if someone actually asks about the second rule.